Free Range Christmas Tree
a christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
cletus: hey billy bob, you git yer christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?
billy bob: no way, i saw a nice lookin’ tree when i was drivin’ down the highway, so i chopped her down and threw my nice free range christmas tree in the back of my truck. tis the season!
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