free-range face
n.
one whose face is one or many of the following: ugly, flat, broad, dirty, or scraggly, with an implication that cows, sheep and/or other ranch animals are allowed to graze unchecked upon their face.
“watch for wolves, free-range face!”
1 more definition
an ugly -ss person. also called puzzleface.
steve alfonso has a free-range face
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