Free Range Turd
the art of dropping a deuce “inconspicuously” with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the -ssumption that no one knows you’re in there . typically free range t-rders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.
ahahaha i just caught kaysi free range t-rding… again.
if i have to see one more free range t-rd go down in this house, imma lose my d-mn mind!
frter ( fur – tur )
once a frter always a frter…
warning to any frters, i’m turning on the lights
i can’t hear anything, but it sure smells like a free range t-rd
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