free range


adj. not yet trained or housebroken. used to refer to someone prior to being shampooed and conditioned to new expectations of domesticated behaviour.
gf1: “what do you think of her new toyboy?”
gf2: “i thought she was crazy, taking on somebody that free range, but she shampooed him into a total sl-t”
animals who live in a enviroment that are not cooped up in cages.
several resturants are now using meats that are coming from free range farms.
free-range woman – loose woman who likes being loose at least 6 hours a day
ana is a free-range woman, she screws around every night.
the practice of breeding animals for food in a supposedly natural and cruelty-free manner. animals live comfortably outside instead of in cramped stalls; are fed healthy diets. alternate to factory farms.
she isn’t a vegetarian, but she won’t eat anything but free-range meat.
a way for breeders to obfuscate the way they raise animals (usually fowl) and increase profit-margins on their product, even though given the choice to roam the field or stay in a climate-controlled food-a-plenty barn, the animals will chose the latter every time fact.
consumers are given free-range to spend as much as they want to feel good about the animal that probably never roamed out of the barn anyway.
male s-x organs allowed to hang about freely, by going cammando
much like a free range chicken is free to roam about but instead of chicken its b-lls
“i’m strickly free range”

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