Free Screws


when you dis-ssemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re–ssemble it but have screws left over.
said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
genius: hey man, just finished installing my new cpu in my laptop the other day.
concerned friend: really? how’d you go?
genius: got some free screws, but otherwise good.

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