freebie list


a list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

the concept was made popular in the friends episode ‘the one with frank jr.’.

chandler: does anyone else think david copperfield is cute?

monica: no, but he told me he thinks you’re a fox.

chandler: all right, janice likes him. in fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

joey: her what?

chandler: well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

ross: ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. honesty, respect, and s-x with celebrities.

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