Freeline Skates


two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. the skater is only held by the skate’s grip tape and no straps.

common reactions are:
“whoa”
“wow”
“how the f-ck can you do that?”
“how do you balance on that?”
“is that like a ripstik?”
“can i try?”
“why is your skateboard cut in half?”

freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
i just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. he must’ve been on freeline skates!

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