freestyle snoozing


the act of relying on yourself to wake up after you turn off your alarm, and not using the snooze b-tton, usually resulting in falling back to sleep. most of the time accidental
hey man why are you late for work today?

i’m totally sorry, i was freestyle snoozing.

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