freeway fag


one who tailgates; one who insists on riding the -ss – hence the term “f-g” – of the vehicle in front of him. such behavior arises from the deluded notion that close proximity will cause the other motorist to speed up or pull over, but turns out to be little more than a futile prep-b-scent grasp at control caused by a pr-nounced inferiority complex.
“can you read this b-mper sticker? then get off my -ss, freeway f-g!”

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