freeze your minge shut


to have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the l-b– minora and majora freeze. this has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen p-b-s and cl-tty litter.
1. “it’s cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!”

2. zali steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. she would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

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