Freezer Seat
a situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, “uhhh” due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
rick: “ill be back man, i gotta take a sh-t.”
tom: “careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat.”
rick: “duly noted.”
Read Also:
- friendcestuous
like incestuous, but with your friends. a group of friends that’s oddly, freakishly close with each other. hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are. those girls over there are so friendcestuous. it’s kinda hot, actually. they keep cuddling and licking each other. […]
- frumplin
frumplin or frumpling 1. as in not to be all up on somebody 2. like wanting to take 3. or to say like “forget that” frump, frumple don’t you be frumplin my girl ight son! man, i wanted to frump that soda, i was so thirsty! frump dis, im goin home.
- Frunge
fringe-bun. a bun that sits on your forehead. charly i love your frunge. best fringe ever. that awkward moment when two people are walking toward each other and try to move out of each others’ way but end up continually trying to p-ss the same way. “i wonder if they know that i meant to […]
- Toilet Barnacle
when you take a sh-t and part or all of the sh-t gets stuck inside the bowl. this usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and sh-t, as they do not want to come in contact with your sh-t. after multiple flushes and sh-ts, your sh-t still remains. dude, that toilet barnacle has […]
- psyc patient
a person who is crazy or psychotic. a negative term but can be used as ribbing among friends. derives from prison slang referring to an inmate living in the penitentiary’s psychiatric ward or one that uses psychotropic medications or frequently sees the psychiatrist. that b-tch keyed my f-ckin’ car. man i told you that hoe […]