French Bath
to douse ones self with copious amounts of any g-d awful over-powering perfume or deodorant that burns the nostrils and olfactory senses of every person and animal within at least a mile radius to cover the fact that you are too d-mn lazy to actually shower. the end result being a day ruining reek (for those who actually shower with soap and water on a daily bases) that’s smells like a rotten steaming blend of body odor, french cheese and perfume.
ironically named for the french’s well known and doc-mented hatred of bathing and personal hygiene.
if your odor precedes you and stays long after you’re gone, chances are you have taken a french bath.
i know it’s 90 degrees out and i haven’t showered for a fort night, but i’ll just take a french bath and no one will be the wiser.
the act of trying to cover body odor by soaking yourself with cheap cologne.
man, my pits reek. hey, p-ss me that can of axe so i can give myself a french bath.
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