French Doorknob
an acrobatic s-xual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his t-st-cl-s and scr-t-m into a lady’s v-g-n- and having her simultaneously perform oral s-x on him.
“…but sarah, she was dirty as h-ll. gave me a french doorkn-b on our first night together. anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?”
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when you insert your b-lls into a woman’s v-g-n-l opening whilst she performs f-ll-t– upon your phallic organ. requires years of yoga training.
chris: dude, i hooked up with some chick last night, got a french door kn-b from her.
misha: dude! she had a mustache!
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