French Drunk


when someone gets very drunk with a relatively small amount of alcohol (usually three shots over a couple of hours) and misbehaves embarr-ssingly. comes from the inability of french people (especially men) to handle alcohol and act proper. typical behavior includes:
– being overtly loud and irritating.
– vomiting on self and other people.
– losing minor articles of clothing, such as shoes/socks, pants, and/or jacket
– arguing indignantly for no reason
– losing consciousness
1- dear god, you were so french drunk yesterday on the boat. i can’t believe you threw your shoes into the water and tried to blame me for it. go back to france.

2- pierre at the erasmus party.

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