French Gulch


a small town in northern california.
population of about 250 people.
contains:one store (out of buisness), post office, a bar, a hotel, school.
has one awesome swimming hole.
near whiskeytown lake.
1. “need a ride? where do you live?”
“french gulch”
“sorry b-tch, you’re on your own, that sh-t’s the boonies.”

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