french horn
the freakin awesome br-ss instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!
the french horn is the best br-ss instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!
a misnomer for the horn in f or f horn; this instrument plays in the key of f and was invented in germany. however, it was mistakenly called the “french horn”. the international horn society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the horn.
a single horn has 3 keyes, while a double horn has 4. a talented horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
barry tuckwell plays the horn.
the best instrument ever. pitched in f with over 5-6 octaves, one of the hardest br-ss instruments to learn and master. (i havent mastered it myself. another 10 years for me. :-d) mastering could take years and years and many hornists havent ever mastered this beautiful instrument. heard in wind ensembles, orchestras and chamber ensembles as many people who play horn cannot play well. only determination and will power can get you to play this instrument well. most people dont know that embouchre and air are the key to this instrument. hard to play in tune when you start off. once mastered this instrument can bring the very best out of you. word.
john: you play french horn?!?!? are you kidding me?!?!? that instrument sucks!
evan: no. it’s the best d-mn instrument ever. get it straight.
g-d created this instument with all his might to make a french horn it took seven day and seven nights and god said”let there be french horns!!!!” then he listend for awhile and then said”let the be french horns in tune.” then god got error pop up and it said invalid request try a different instrument.
man 1:he plays the french horn
man 2:what no way
man 3:yep hes that awesome
the act of performing oral s-x on a man while inserting your fist into his -n-s.
that dirty wh-r- gave me a french horn for $15.
equivalent to a female version of the rusty trombone (rusty trumpet). to give a female rim while fiddling with her foofta (v-g-n-).
brian said he gave his girlfriend a frenchhorn last night. he then went home and kissed his mom on the cheek.
licking a woman’s -sshole while fisting her.
holy cow, he really gave her the ol’ french horn when he fisted her while licking her -sshole!
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