french Kayak


a s-xual act where the male puts his t-st-cl-s inside the females v-g-n- and proceeds to “row” his p-n-s in a back and forth motion.
bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a french kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.

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