French Laxative


the name for the often sh-t-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. named for the popular french pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. and, of course, laxatives.
“i had a cig and a cup of coffee and then i really needed a sh-t.”
“aha! the old french laxative!”

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