a s*x move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her p*ssy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the tazmanian devil
i hit that b*tch with the french megazord
- greasy jesus
when one, after having s*x in the missionary position, *j*c*l*t*s on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. they then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together my girl was begging for a greasy jesus last night. it was epic
- may f*ck
politely asking one to engage in s*xual intercourse. usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the offering. people of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for s*xual intercourse in the 16th century. bob: “hey queen elizabethmay f*ck?” queen elizabeth: “thou may, king peasant”
- snack stadium
a fat girls tw*t filled with bean dip and and fritos scoops while she’s on her period. cheese is optional depending on the fat chick’s hygiene. alec baldwin and dan marino had mad diarrhea after chowing down on a rosie o’donnell ‘s snack stadium while watching the pro bowl.
a sadjob is when the bl*wj*b does not excite you or cause an erection. person 1: that bl*wj*b was terrible. person 2: so you got a sadjob?