when you dive into a gorgeous *ss on a hot chick, you know the one that’s like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.
joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken s*x. he went down to eat da booty but encountered a french onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.
ashley bowen; a girls smelly v*g*n*
dont go near french onion, she may have a disease
basically a f*gg*t who is french and proud of it
they usually have no personality and have no friends.
girl: so what are you?
guy: 100% french…you know what that means…
girl: ew a french onion? shoulda known…well bye.
- friend stand
similar to an one night stand, but with a friend or someone you already know. “i have never had a one night stand, but i have had friend stands.”
failure to give a f*ck. from f*ck en and -penia gr deficiency. last lecture gave me severe f*ckopenia. f*ckopenia is strong with this one. failure to give a f*ck. from f*ck en and -penia gr deficiency. last *ssignment gave me severe f*ckopenia. f*ckopenia is strong with this one.
cute, affectionate name given to your girl derived from her having fuzzy hair or bed head. “come back to bed fuzzyhead” “i miss you fuzzy!”
- gambler glitter
the residue that comes off of a lottery scratch ticket. woohoo! i won ten dollars on my scratcher! the bad news is that i have to clean up all this gambler glitter that came off of it..