french onion



when you dive into a gorgeous -ss on a hot chick, you know the one that’s like an onion and makes ya wanna cry, but you end up encountering a smelly, sweaty, mung bunghole and you have no choice but to retreat.
joe picked up a hot chick at the bar and took her home for some hot drunken s-x. he went down to eat da booty but encountered a french onion and after gagging asked her to go shower first.
ashley bowen; a girls smelly v-g-n-
dont go near french onion, she may have a disease
basically a f-gg-t who is french and proud of it

they usually have no personality and have no friends.
girl: so what are you?

guy: 100% french…you know what that means…

girl: ew a french onion? shoulda known…well bye.

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