French Tulip
when a man tucks his b-lls and p-n-s between his legs and then bends over to moon an unsuspected onlooker, revealing a hideous array of genitalia.
i was minding my own business when todd mcgee thought it would be funny to show me his french tulip. i will never be the same!
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