french wafflemaker


a s-x term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone’s hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.
you probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

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