the most beautiful girl in your eyes. she is usally mixed with canadian and puerto rican.
d*mn frencheil stole my heart.
frencheli and i went to the mall.
someone who is way too dumb to just be r*t*rded yo momma is such a redumbtard that she keeps paper towels on her lap to catch the drool.
- morning breast
when your girlfriends br**sts are warm from the night before my girlfriend was soo warm this morning she probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!
- moist hoagie
a woman’s v*g*n* that’s moist and smells like deli meat. when i went down on maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.
- the crusty woodp*ck*r
a s*x act in which the male must have a p*n*s head covered in dry, crusty s*m*n (see d*ck cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners v*g*n*. the male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to woody the woodp*ck*r. “yeah man, gave her the […]