being recently released from prison.
man, you are not ready to settled down because you are fresh off the fence.
- frosty dog
when a guy isn’t circ-mcised and he c-ms inside the foreskin and when he pulls it back it resembles frosting. so i was f-ck-ng this girl last night and i went to c-m on her face and i got a frosty dog. s-x c-m uncirc-mcised
f-ckwits who believe that the earth is the center of the universe. they usually start with a, err, “novel” interpretation of the bible (that goes against most religions) and then go and find science experiments to misrepresent and twist to show the “truth”. inreality, the high priests of geocentrists are con men looking to make […]
- goat fence
code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk. my friend is driving down to ann arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm’s harvest gathering party next weekend!
when a girl is giving a hand job squeezes the d-ck like a gogert to get all the c-m out. have fun eating another gogert again. the women gogerted the mans croch!
oral s-x act that involves lapping egg yolk from a v-g-n- she fed me goldenclam for breakfast, i ate it like shrimp fried rice!