fresh princed
being mislead by someone into reading something that is only a leadin to the fresh prince of bel air theme song as a practical joke.
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i walked over to him as he was just turning around to leave and i slapped him in the face. this guy turned his attention back to me, it was just me and him. he glared at me with his deep mexican eyes and then, wap! he slapped me across the face so hard i fell over. he looks at me as i’m trying to get back up and he says to me “that reminded me of the first time i ever got into a fight and i liked to take a minute, just sit right there, i’ll tell you how i became the prince of a town called bel air
-rest of song-
and thus you’re fresh princed
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