Fresher’s Syndrome
the complete loss of social, s-xual, and sp-cial inhibition -ssociated with first leaving the parental home to enter higher education. characterised by over-drinking, stupid dancing loud, loutish behaviour, indiscriminate promiscuity and general disregard for ones personal safety and reputation.
common phrases: “no condoms..? well…yolo!!” : “hey, what happens in kavos, stays in kavos!!” : “a century of shots in one hour? challenge accepted!!”
girl 1: have you seen ella lately?
boy 1: i’ve seen a lot of ella lately!
girl 1: meaning?
boy 1: its still freshers week and last night i saw 2 boys leave her room, she came out 5 minutes later, half cut and totally naked singing “i won the salami!!”
girl 1: haha!! that’s definitely fresher’s syndrome
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