Freshman Friday


in many high schools fridays are celebrated by putting freshmen in garbage cans or stuffing them in lockers. it’s amazing how creative the uppercl-ssmen can get actually.
i used to look forward to stripping down the frosh and making them form s-xual pyramids on top of each other until the administration turned gay and called it “hazing”.
known by soph-m-res, juniors, and seniors as the greatest day of the year. celebratory rituals include (but are not limited to): trashcanning/dumpsterizing, turtling backpacks, and flagpole ducttapings.
dude, happy freshman friday!
i know, i’ve had this day marked on my calender for weeks!
lets go trashcan some fresh meat!
freshman friday is when -sswhole sophmores, juniors, and seniors f-ck with freshman. you no the average throwing them into trashcans and pushing them into lockers. also and in so schools since the girls dont get the physical abuse the men get, they usually agree to have s-x with a upper cl-ssmen in exchange for not getting physical hurt ya thats all
i had s-x on freshman friday

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