Freshman Frogger
what happens the first few days of the semester when all the new freshman do not understand how to negotiate walking through traffic. often end up with either cars slamming on brakes or freshman being hit.
hey look at those dumb-sses playing freshman frogger. oh one just got hit 🙁
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