Freshman Orgasm


when someone goes bat sh-t crazy in college because they have just realized that they can drink every night of the week and get completely hammered, don’t have to go to cl-ss every day, and can have as much s-x as they could possibly want with whoever they can convince to do so which tends to be pretty easy (see: alcohol). degrees of acting on this knowledge vary from person to person but almost always end up with regret and vomit.

multiple -rg-sm are rare but possible.
“jennie’s having her freshman -rg-sm, she made out with girls for money that she used on more tequila and condoms.”

“poor thing, it’ll be over soon. i’ll be sure to watch out for vomit in the hallway”

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