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the freshness level (flv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one’s current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.
freshness level scale

flv 0: dead.

flv 1-9: rock bottom. you feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or p-ssing. (terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

flv 10-19: extremely low. you feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

flv 20-29: very low. life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

flv 30-39: quite low. you’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

flv 40-49: below average. you’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

flv 50-59: above average. you feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

flv 60-69: quite high. you’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

flv 70-79: very high. you feel great and it’s written all over your face. (vacation, amazing s-x, skydiving, etc.)

flv 80-89: extremely high. life is amazing, period. (graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

flv 90-100: cloud nine. you feel absolutely ecstatic. is this heaven? (wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)