freshwater square
douchebags who move from midwestern places such as nebraska or wisconsin, to coastal locales like los angeles or brooklyn. tend to hijack the scene with their trust funds and force long term residents to flee in disgust. usually sport pseudo-hipster clothing about 4 to 5 years out-of-date.
“the poseurs in williamsburg are a bunch of freshwater squares.”
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