frexico
-its official because its on facebook-
a remote island in the gulf of mexico. a land where teh-kwhy-luh flows free and good times are had then forgotten. a place where staches grow and you can be a bro. a tropical snowy paradise. a place chalked full of thats what she saids and because you touch yourself at nights.
-we dont have b-ms, we have broke-xicans.
-you know how eskimos have 50 names for snow? we have 50 names for tequila.
confirmed population: twelve. maybe thirteen according to official facebook reports. still growing.
official slogan: “thats what she said”
official sport: eiffel towering
official food: salsa pizza
—to get inducted you have to take a shot with the founders… and go on a super secret operation with them.—-
“the only thing that counts for anything in frexico
is an empty bottle…”
“is it bad that it tastes better with every shot?”
“i <3 frexico"
"man i wish i was in frexico right now!"
"hey wanna go to frexico tonight?"
"man i got eiffel towered in frexico last night... great time"
if you can't cut a lime...f-ck you
after mexico and french-canada invade america, the mexicans and the french-canadians will combine forces after meeting in the middle of america during the final invasion and establish a country of taco-loving justin beiber fans willing to work for cheap rates and producing cr-ppy goods. the population of frexico (frexicans) hate all americans, african-americans, and the chinese and will eliminate them at all costs.
bush was probably from frexico, because only a frexican would put our country in that state of war.
where everyone wants to be.
and the tequila flows free.
in our around our mouths.
"i want some frexico...in or around my mouth"
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