Friendgasm


noun. the meeting of two friends, usually female, in which they call one another’s name at high frequency and charge towards one another, resulting in a crushing embrace. friendgasms usually occur as a result of long distances and/or time spent apart. in these cases, the involved often finish their friendgasm with an awkward and simultaneous “omghowru!?”
“i went deaf after the sorority girls a block away had their weekly friendgasm before the party.”

“hannah broke my arm during a brutal friendgasm at the airport today. i guess she really missed me.”
metaphorically (possibly physically) climaxing due to high levels of friendship
“juan: drew, remember that day we went to outback steakhouse, played laser tag, and watched a whole season of psych after having ordered in hot wings.

drew: no…

juan: exactly…because that day is today

drew: i just had a friendgasm”
when you realize you have such a strong friendship with somebody that you emmit i wierd noise similar to that of an -rg-sm
oh my g-d debbi i just friendgasmed with you!

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