Friending Rampage
a term for friending anyone and anything on facebook. usually these rampages occur when drunk or high and home alone. it also helps if the one being friended has a hot profile picture.
gary: “dude when did you get so many facebook friends?”
me: “i had a friending rampage after one too many beers last night.”
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