friendship cook
a person of the opposite s-x who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their p-ssion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.
a true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circ-mstances.
1.birthday/holidays
2.not feeling well
3.drunk meals
yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like “ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. i mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me”
is that normal?
friend: no man..sh-ts f-cked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means…check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
a person of the opposite s-x who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their p-ssion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.
a true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circ-mstances.
1.birthday/holidays
2.not feeling well
3.drunk meals
yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like “ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. i mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me”
is that normal?
friend: no man..sh-ts f-cked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means…check her closet..bet theres a shrine..
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