Friendship prayer
a hilarious chain email
may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who f-cks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. amen.
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- Friendship Ring
a rusty-looking circle at the base of a finger, left over from a vigorous, non-s-xual b-mhole fingering. a way to show true commitment to a friendship. before my best friend, johnny, left for college, i took a friendship ring to remember his smile.
- Friendzoni
the figurative dish you get served by someone who you may like, have a crush on, etc., but they only see you as a friend. “i’ve had a crush on her for months; today she told me i’m a really good friend.” “d-mn man…she served you a bowl of friendzoni.”
- Friganomics
the study of frigging. she’s always touching herself down there, she must major in friganomics.
- frimax
combination of the words “frightened” and “climax”. a condition in which being extremely scared causes a person to have an -rg-sm. dude, jacki was waiting outside the bathroom door when i came out and scared the sh-t out of me. i couldn’t help it…i totally frimaxed.
- Frinken
adj. combination of the words, freaken and incredible. did you see that frinken motorcycle backflip?