fries my bacon


a phrase you say when something really really p-sses you off
girl a: girl, that b-tch is trying to sleep with your man!
girl b: what? that sh-t just about fries my bacon!
girl a: so what are you gonna do about it?
girl b: oh, i’m gonna whip her -ss

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