fringe-zombie
fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. they use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. delicious.
harold: how can she see with her hair like that?
mildred: she doesn’t have to see–she’s a zomb. the undead track their prey by scent, not sight.
fringe-zombie: braaaaaaaains
fringe-zombie: om nom nom nom
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