fritzel (to fritzel)


to fritzel (verb)

1. to forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a bas-m-nt in order for the subject to “ripen” and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.
sahil: hey! check her out nath…
nathan: dude, she’s like 15.
sahil: so? just needs a little fritzelling, and she’ll be set!
nathan: what the f—. she’s not wine.

s: what you think of miley cyrus?
n: no way dude.
s: even if she’s fritzelled for 2 years?
n: still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)

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