fritzler
verb. the act of getting desperately lost, especially if fully equipped with navigational aids like gps, map, comp-ss, etc. alternately, to seek love on the internet when all other human venues have failed.
joe tried to take a trip to vegas but he fritzlered and ended up in baker, california instead. or: mike is very tired because he was up all night fritzlering on yahoo singles.
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