Frodouche Baggins


a man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.
“hey man, sam and frodo aren’t gay lovers, they’re just hobbits! besides, you wouldn’t understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the…”

“stop! dude, seriously, don’t be such a frodouche baggins.”

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