Frofiling
noun
1. the recording and -n-lysis of a person’s hairstyle, so as to -ssess or predict their mental state, drug abuse, or musical skill. there usually exists a direct correlation between size of fro and state of being, individuality, or for an extremely precise measurement, insane guitar skill.
2. to -ssist in identifying a particular subgroup of people or a person by the size of their ‘fro’.
3. to proposition someone for an illegal drug solely based on the size of one’s hair.
1. guy 1: “man, of course the mars volta, tv on the radio, jimi hendrix, rage against the machine, and mc5 rock, they all have guys with fros in them!”
guy 2: “dude, keep it down, that’s frofiling…”
2. girl 1: “so which one is he?!”
girl 2: “the one with the gigantic jew fro!” -giggles-
girl 1: “oh, of course! hurray for frofiling!”
3. shady guy: “yo man, you want some weed?”
guy with fro: “no thanks…and that’s f-cking frofiling man”
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