frog in a blender
dancing with disjointed movement
at every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride’s father!
having intense, unproductive repet-tive / obsessive thoughts.
john, on the phone: “i think i should have apologized. but then she might think i am a p-ssy. but now she thinks i am a f-cking jerk. but i am just scared to apologize. i mean, maybe she should apologize first! after all,…”
mark: “dude, shut the f-ck up! it’s like a frog in a f-cking blender!”
alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, not absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.
barkeep, one frog in a blender
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