frogging ash pole


a hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of “f-cking -sshole” in the summer 1998 film “there’s something about mary” when lovesick ted (played by ben stiller) confronts stalkers healy (matt dillon), a former private eye hired by ted to find her who subsequently also falls for mary and tucker (lee evans), a friend of mary’s pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.
healy: you’re calling me a stalker?

ted: (waving bottle) you’re a frogging ash pole.
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all you have to do is change one letter ineach word-and ta-da! there you have it. a secret way to swear, but i would never ever say this at my baptist school, so be careful about how you use it.
too many uses to just give one example

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