froglidyte


a french cave dweller who m-st-rb-t-s using frogs and small reptiles for self stimulation. a froglidyte’s main diet consists mostly of pork, frog legs, poutine, and molson beer. a froglidyte’s main habitat ranges from the tip of southern quebec to the tip of northern quebec. a few froglidyte’s have been doc-mented to be seen in northern ontario and labrador.
a great method for the capture of a froglidyte is to set up a t.v. in a remote area during a montreal canadiens hockey game surrounded by molson beer and s-xy frogs.

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