Front-door faggot
some one that insists on rubbing his crotch and/or front side on you as you and this person chat. men like this can also be defined as “that one guy at the office that is too touchy feelie.”
bob: hey frank you know that new guy jim?
frank: yeah what about him?
bob: he is a front-door f-ggot! i was talking to him and he would not keep his hand off my shoulder.
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