Front page news
this phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. this varies from user to user.
scenario 1-
jerry: “hey, bridget! how was the vacation with the kids?”
bridget: “how the h-ll …?”
jerry: “the pictures made front page news on facebook.”
scenario 2-
ethan: “no one cares about your f-ggot emo vampire bullsh-t, stop posting it or i’ll block and report you”
james: “you don’t know me!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡one!!”
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