Front Row Oreo


an individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any cl-ss or presentation. this person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the cl-ss for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.
that d-mn front row oreo is really making us look like slackers.

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