Front seat voices


when people in the front of a car talk just loud enough that they can hear one another but too quietly for those in the back to hear. effect is added to by music in a car generally being louder when sitting in the back.
#1
dave: hey fred, how was your car journey here?

fred: absolute cr-p, matt and greg sat in the front and used front seat voices all the way here, i couldn’t hear a thing!

#2
mum: how are we going to discuss directions to the theatre without my mother being a back seat driver?

dad: don’t worry, just turn up the radio and use front seat voices.

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