Front shit


slang word for something which is stupid or pointless. alternatively, one may refer to something as not front sh-t to refer to something which is great or of much importance.

coined by mr. chi city in the youtube episode, keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.
“let’s get out of here, this party is front sh-t.”

“see that over there? man that ain’t no front sh-t.”
slang for having a baby. to give birth to a child.
the woman front sh-t out her new baby
when one is performing a standard sh-t (aka a backsh-t), one stands up mid t-rd-dangle and thrusts so the t-rd flicks up and covers one’s front.
ergh! ben just did a frontsh-t! he’s covered in poo.

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